WHY is there toilet paper on the ceiling?
“Forget your walking shoes when you travel abroad and you might get blisters, but forget your passport and you’ll be walking back the way you came.”
How would you even get to that place without your passport in the first place? (assuming it’s not within your tri-state area)
A man was walking with a group of men along a road. While walking they came upon a dead animal. All of the men were commenting on how awful it smelled to how ugly it looked. One man said, "But look at how white it's teeth are." Even if something isn't appealing...it's wonderful to find at least one nice quality.
Make sure you CAIN he's currently in 4th so let's get him to 1st!!!! Pass it around please. You can hear CAIN at http://www.myspace.com/cainandi @2010-07-29
